I don’t care about football that much. And I don’t care about so called off-field misdemeanors, as most of us have probably has nights like the ones that landed Bad Boy Ben in so much hot water.

What I want to sort out once and for all is this: is Ben Cousins hot?

Now I know there are probably millions of girls and guys who would say yes right off the bat. He’s got a nice rig, he pays attention to his hair, his eyes are blue (I think). On the other hand, what’s with the year round tan and apparent waxing of the chest? Come on ladies, the man is prettier and better moisturised than 95% of us are. Should we be encouraging this?
My answer is no. Real men, footy players or otherwise, don’t use that much product.

Hype Rating: 2/5