Consider this a public service announcement. You’ve heard of those championship eaters? They have hotdog eating competitions and stuff? Well for some reason, they’re not playing nice with a promising young eating related sport by the name of Sport Slurping.

All over the world there are apparently thousands of dedicated athletes risking toothaches and brain-freeze for the title of Fastest Slurpee Drinker Person (that’s just a working title btw). Sad thing is, for some unknown reason, the sport hasn’t been given official recognition.

If you think this is an outrage, join the global petition to get those bureaucratic bastards to fix this injustice and give professional slurpers a fair go. Do it now. Do it here.