The only thing we know about Niagara Falls is that David Coperfield went over the edge of it in some kind of lockable box. Gary is getting a real feel of it though. Something in the air, as it seems.

I Feel Amazing!
You know how taking a shower cheers you up? It’s apparently because of these things called negative ions which are generated by running water. They make you happy, help you focus, and generally improve your life. Well, imagine how many of these things are made at this amazing freaking waterfall? It’s no wonder so many people propose here. Lucky my girlfriend stayed home! If you’re reading this Lisa, you missed your chance babe.
Wish you were here! Gary X

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