I’ll bet, that without knowing it (or being able to pronounce his surname), John Swartzwelder is one of your favorite people. In fact, there are probably few people on the planet who you have never heard of that you love more. This is all due to the simple fact that he is the most prolific Simpsons writer of all time. Considering he gave the world Blinky the three eyed fish, it shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise that he also contributed a small library of self published works of fiction. Largely concerned with a sociopathic private detective who, among other things travels though time and is sent to Mars by a guild of magicians, he may also soon be your favorite author too.