Has anything bad happened to you lately? If so, maybe you should call these guys. The Allegiance is a collective of four “real life superheroes” that patrol the streets of Cincinnati. The carry handcuffs, stun guns and pepper spray, and are not afraid, or too smart to use them.

They may look out of shape and plainly ridiculous, but real life superheroes are growing in number in the United States. We suspect it’s caused by a desire to lead extraordinary lives. We just hope it doesn’t result in their plain old ordinary deaths.