If you’re in Melbourne and you’re young and attractive, or at least interesting looking, Sorry Grandma is about to become the centre of your partying universe.

Set up by a cadre of experts, including the head honcho from Honkytonks (R.I.P), S.G is a multi-level funfest featuring the best of whatever music as cool right this minute.

What that is is anybodies guess, so if you want to find out, head to sorrygrandma.com for the 411. (is that still a cool thing to say?)